Saturday, February 9, 2013

10 Things I Have Learned By Being Toby's Mom

1. When kitchen cleaner with bleach is sprayed into a dryer, only the clothes the bleach hits will become discolored.

2. The fire alarm at the Pink Palace Museum will ring for at least 3 minutes before it is manually shut down by a staff member.

3. When raw eggs are cracked and rubbed into a microfiber sofa, it actually cleans off very easily.

4. Maple syrup will turn into a concrete like substance when poured on top of a Great Dane. 

5. It takes a 3 year old only 4 minutes to unpack 3 large rubber-maid bins full of infant clothes that took 6 months to pack up.

6.When a full bottle of shampoo is emptied into a whirlpool tub while the jets are on, said jets will continue to produce massive amounts of bubbles for approximately 2 weeks.

7. Preschoolers with oral sensory issues actually seem to enjoy licking a 9 volt battery. 

8. When 2 nickles are shoved inside a DVD player, that DVD player will continue to properly function. However,  when 2 nickles and a dime are shoved inside, that DVD player will cease to properly function.

9. Childproof locks on windows are in fact NOT childproof.

10. A 3 year old on a Little Tykes motorcycle is significantly faster than his mother and father running after him. He is not faster than his grandfather in a pickup truck.

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